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Monday, May 20, 2013
3:08 pm, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 -- Left to its own devices, my body would render me lumpy, squat and squishy with kinky gray hair and a patio cushion where my rear end should be.
Without thrice-weekly shopping trips for milk and yogurt, my bones would go to sand and before I knew it I would be a small, round troll living in a...
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